animalstalkinginallcaps:

I DIDN’T MEAN TO REACT LIKE THAT.
EAT A DICK.
I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING IT AND I OVERREACTED.
YOU CALLED ME AN ABOMINATION AND QUOTED LEVITICUS.
I KNOW. I GOT CARRIED AWAY. BUT … YOU SERIOUSLY … YOU KNOW? PREFER THAT?
ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL UNTIL I DIE.
MAYBE IT’S JUST A PHASE YOU’RE GOING THROUGH.
I’M TWENTY.
IT’S UNNATURAL.
THEY TASTE BETTER.
THAT’S DISGUSTING.
IT’S TRUE.
BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON POP TARTS DO NOT TASTE BETTER THAN STRAWBERRY.
THEY DO TO ME, AND I’D APPRECIATE AN APOLOGY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I DIDN’T MEAN TO REACT LIKE THAT.

EAT A DICK.

I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING IT AND I OVERREACTED.

YOU CALLED ME AN ABOMINATION AND QUOTED LEVITICUS.

I KNOW. I GOT CARRIED AWAY. BUT … YOU SERIOUSLY … YOU KNOW? PREFER THAT?

ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL UNTIL I DIE.

MAYBE IT’S JUST A PHASE YOU’RE GOING THROUGH.

I’M TWENTY.

IT’S UNNATURAL.

THEY TASTE BETTER.

THAT’S DISGUSTING.

IT’S TRUE.

BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON POP TARTS DO NOT TASTE BETTER THAN STRAWBERRY.

THEY DO TO ME, AND I’D APPRECIATE AN APOLOGY.

3 months ago
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if it works…. it works. 

(Source: iwenttopizzahut2, via smokeporch)

3 months ago
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theclearlydope:

Well this sums up everything.

theclearlydope:

Well this sums up everything.

(Source: playdeadpixie)

2 months ago
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

JUST CALL SOMEONE. YOU’VE DONE A PRETTY AMAZING JOB FOR NOT HAVING THUMBS OR TOOLS. THERE’S NO SHAME IN ASKING FOR A LITTLE HELP.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

JUST CALL SOMEONE. YOU’VE DONE A PRETTY AMAZING JOB FOR NOT HAVING THUMBS OR TOOLS. THERE’S NO SHAME IN ASKING FOR A LITTLE HELP.

3 months ago
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iheartchaos:

IHC After Dark: Bill Cosby sings “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”

Better or worse than Shatner?

3 months ago
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